Precision F-Strike

Okay so now that all that stuff’s covered, I guess I should actually start using this thing.

First liveblog: HOMESTUCK.

I’ve (what are you doing tumblr I can use apostrophes are you going to do this’ again no… /fixes manually) been told for a while that oh man homestuck is amazing oh man you’ve gotta read it it’s so good

So I guess I’m gonna do that now since I’m currently lacking anything with which to game

…hi to anyone out there who knows Homestuck? Feel free to laugh at me as I make my way through.

Yup.

So… here we go.

JESUS FUCK NOBODY TOLD ME THIS WAS GONNA BE THIS LONG

SERIOUSLY

WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THIS SCROLL BAR IT’S TINY

whoever suggested this is getting punched in the face the next time i see them. :|

wait.

Though it was thirteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!

are you shitting me? what did they call him for thirteen years? BOY? "HEY YOU, BOY, GO GET ME A BEER.“

what unbelievably shitty parenting. good lord.

edit: "zoosmell pooplord”? okay i can’t even

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i can’t even come up with something witty about that. MOVING ON.

you keep your arms…

in your magic chest…

I’m just. Not going to question this. If I sat here and typed up every single “WHAT THE FUCK” reaction I am having right here we’d be here all night.

Let’s just assume for the time being that I am boggling at every single page. :|||||

HE ALREADY HAD ARMS WHY THE HELL AM I GETTING THEM OUT OF A CHEST

FURTHERMORE WHY AM I DOING ANYTHING IN THIS COMIC

jesus christ does this comic have any concept of a fourth wall

wait.

captchalogue?

is this…

IS THIS…

i’m surprised that card didn’t read “happy birthday boy” on it.

and to the person who reblogged and told me to keep count– there is now a post-it note on the corner of my desk. LET’S SEE HOW MANY TIMES IT POPS UP BEFORE I START FORGETTING TO MARK THEM DOWN.

The little red arm-swingy-dealy thing or whatever it is called is flipped up!

What the hell is that thing called anyway. You do not have time for these semantics. The red flippy-lever thing means you have new mail. And that means the beta might be here!

…what no it doesn’t.

boy whatever you thought for these past thirteen years

it was all a lie.

fire your preschool teachers.

EB: yeah, that’s fine i guess. i can’t imagine it’s going to be all that relevant.

The accursed odor of fresh baking wafts into your newfound nostrils. Something is brewing in the KITCHEN. It must be the connivings of your arch nemesis, BETTY CROCKER, and the rich, buttery aroma of her plot stinks to high heaven.

what.