UU: a variety of caveats and stipUlations. things that woUld invite misfortUne if i were to break. it woUld be very bad jUjU.
I swear to everything sacred any time I see the word “juju” THIS IS ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT.
most disTAEstefully BAAAAAAAD JU-JU
in other news this is starting to sound like a Final Farewell.
and UU is giving Jane her juju AND YET IT WILL NOT WORK WITHOUT uu’s AS WELL HMMMM.
UU seems a bit short with Jane? Normally she’s much more talkative.
Jane opened the floodgates.
GG: I would be dead right now if not for the whims of GCat.
TT: Like I trust the motives of that fucking thing.
Got it in one, Shades.
I could have told you that breaking the obelisk wasn’t going to be a smart move, Jane.
Never break stuff until you’re finished using it. Inevitably it will prove to be integral to your progress otherwise!
edit: jane is really fucking lucky that this game doesn’t pull some form of “WHEN YOU DESTROY AN OBJECT TO COLLECT ITS GRIST YOU ONLY RECOUP A CERTAIN PERCENTAGE OF THE GRIST USED TO ORIGINALLY CRAFT IT” because that shit is balls
also now the fucking around rose and john did with the alchemy in the beginning doesn’t seem as ridiculous, because now instead of this whole “give lil seb the wallet and I’ll have him remake the obelisk” thing sounding like pointless runaround and making up new rules to suit the needs of the story
there’s actually precedent that yes, this is a thing that can work
(although it’s still a touch of pointless runaround.)
and it was the wrong note
GOOD SHOW REGARDLESS OLD SPORT
Back to Jane in her Quest for the Wayward Patriarch!
(Or Expedition for the Errant Elder, if we wanted to go with alliteration.)
OH GOD SHE FOUND THE WALLET
AND THERE’S A DADNOTE INSIDE IT
Awesome powers? Let’s see. You’re guessing it can probably make you invisible.
Yep. There you go. Invisible, just like you thought. What else is a magical ring of void gonna do? This is like Magic Rings 101. Real basic stuff.
I have to admit, before I got to “what else is a magical ring of void gonna do,” I was wondering if the ring’s powers were that it could do anything you imagined it could do.
Because that would be fucking badass. (Even if it would make the endgame boss nigh impossible to beat! IMAGINE WHAT COULD HAPPEN IF YOU COULD STEAL IT.)
[S] DD: Ascend more casually.
…DD… you smarmy little shit…
Okay, fine. Let’s ascend a little more casually.
- ………………..motherFUCKER it’s the a cappella midnight crew
- SUDDENLY THIS IS ENTIRELY ACCEPTABLE
- enjoyin a little coffee
- a little reading material
- ms paint and dead hussie HER TEARS WILL BRING HIM BACK
- is she supposed to be your wife now what happened to vriska I THOUGHT YOUR LOVE WAS ONE FOR THE AGES
- whiling away some more time in a computer lab JESUS FUCK JOHN WARBLING “SAME OLD SONG”
- jake and aranea SUP MEENAH oh my god this is an adventure in remembering people’s names
- batterwitch is getting impatient c’mon droog let’s move this along
- is that a mattress in the water? what the hell is that?
- jack what are you doing back here come on
- we threw you off a cliff for the reason
- okay suddenly slick and ms paint are the song’s pairing i can get behind that one
- battle for the ages there, pm and bec noir
- sup arthour JESUS FUCK GAMZEE
- apparently hussie’s death is considered all the fun
- OH MY GOD GAMZEE AND JOHN TOGETHER I CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO
- dirk bein badass and beating up all the drones
- this had to have taken a while to put together. it’s pretty great!
- yes roxy be the hero
- yes roxy get the fuck out of there okay
- IIIIIIIIIIII’M A MEMBER OF THE MIDNIIIIIIGHT CREW
- jesus fuck dd are you really spinning that ring isn’t it the ultimate shit
- WHO’S THIS DOUCHEBAG he’s called the douche that wrote this song originally eddie morton what’s up
- jane + hats looks like she’s sure having a time there
- DOES THIS CONFIRM THAT GCAT IS DOING THE BATTERWITCH’S BIDDING
- AND THE RING
LET’S SEE WHAT THIS SHIT DOES YOU’VE SPENT ENOUGH TIME BUILDING UP TO IT